Why Didn’t You Tell Me Your Mother Was a Fujoshi? (你怎么没告诉我你妈是腐女?)

Title: Why Didn’t You Tell Me Your Mother Was a Fujoshi? (你怎么没告诉我你妈是腐女?)

Author: 齐楚

Translator: Polarbearadise

 

Version 1

Shou: Why didn’t you tell me your mother was a fujoshi?!

Gong: Be good, I also just know.

Shou: Stop groping around, if your mother see us……【Shy】

Gong: It’s okay, if she sees us, so what? Be good, open your mouth.

Shou: Don’t——Um……
……
[Fujoshi mama: Such a black-bellied and rascal of a son was really given birth by me?”

Version 2

Shou: Why didn’t you tell me your mother was a fujoshi?

Gong: I didn’t tell you?

Shou: You didn’t!

Gong: Okay, I didn’t tell you.

Shou: (Humph!)

Gong: I didn’t dare to tell you, who say you have such a dislike toward fujoshi.

Shou:……

Gong: Don’t get angry, how about, I’ll you the truth, okay?

Shou: 【Unhappy】You! What are you still hiding from me?!

Gong:……The truth is, my father is a fudanshi……

Shou: !

Gong: It was my parents who noticed you first.

Shou: !!

Gong: My parents say you’re their ideal daughter-in-law.

Shou: !!!

Gong: They have already had a good talk with your parents, next month we will go to Holland to get married.

Shou: !!!!

Gong: The invitations have already been sent out.

Shou: !!!!!

Gong: Hey hey hey——don’t faint!

Version 3

Shou: Why didn’t you tell me your mother was a fujoshi?

Gong: I’m sorry.

Shou: 【Try hard to be angry, but——】*sigh*, forget it.

【Fujoshi mama: *sigh*, how did I raise such a foolish and facial paralysis son——although very cute; How did he find such a virtuous wife?——However really cute.】

Version 4

Shou: Why didn’t you tell me your mother was a fujoshi?

Gong: Huh? What?! My mother was a fujoshi?!!!!

Shou: ……

Gong: That’s why when I visit tieba, I saw a post, that situation was described as that of ours……

Shou: What?!!!

Version 4

Gong: Why didn’t you tell me your mother was a fujoshi?!!!!

Shou: Can’t you satisfy a little of my guilty-pleasure? 【Shou’s guilty pleasure is: Through many obstacles and all kinds of dog blood, finally HE……】

Gong: So——back then your mother put up innumerable obstacles was also on purpose?

Shou: 【Nod】

Gong: So, she’s very much in favor of us being together?

Shou: 【Nod】

Gong: So, so, you’ve been lying to me?!

Shou: 【Nod——Shake his head!!】

Gong: Humph!! 【Fling his head back and leave】

Shou: If you take another step, don’t think about getting in my bed again.

Gong: !!!

Shou: Or——You want me to take the initiative tonight?

Gong: !!!——you said it!!!【Then picked Shou up】

Shou: Hey! Quickly let me go! Now is still daytime!!!

Gong: Can’t you satisfy a little of my guilty-pleasure?

Shou: No——Um……【Then wrap his arms around Gong’s neck】

……

【Transmigrate – Version Shou transmigrate】

Shou: Why didn’t you tell me your mother was a fujoshi?

Gong: Fujoshi? Woman? My mother has always been a woman.

(T/N: 腐女 (fǔnǚ) – Fujoshi and 妇女 (fùnǚ) – Woman sound similar)

Shou: I mean——Your mother, why did your mother agree to let us be together?

Gong: You don’t agree? 【Frown, a dangerous sign arise in his eyes】

Shou: No——*sigh*, I mean, why is your mother, why is your mother like painting of man and man doing that kind of thing……【His voice grew smaller while his face became redder……】

Gong: Oh, it’s like that. What about that? You don’t like doing that kind of thing?

Shou: ……Don’t like! 【Act proud and playful (tsundere)】

Gong: 【Pick Shou up horizontally】Then we’ll do it until you like it!

Shou: No——Ah! 【Rant: In the end, it’s not um, because gong directly nibbles on Shou’s neck, therefore he can only “ah” with ecstasy. Whoever thinks askew should immediately go face the wall.】

【Transmigrate – Version Gong transmigrate】

Gong: Why didn’t you tell me your mother was a fujoshi?

Shou: Fujoshi? What is that?

Gong: It’s a woman who likes seeing men doing gay stuff.
(T/N: 搅基 (jiǎojī) – Doing gay stuff)

Shou: Chicken? What is chicken legs?
(T/N: 搅基 (jiǎojī) – Doing gay stuff and 脚鸡 (Jiǎojī) – chicken legs = different characters but sound the same)

Gong: jiǎojī (Doing gay stuff) is——【Pounce on shou……As for that question, it was thrown to the back of his head…….】

【Transmigrate – Version Gong and Shou both transmigrate】

Shou: Why didn’t you tell me your mother was a fujoshi?!

Gong: I only know her for less than a year, okay?!

Shou: Say, do you think she also transmigrated?

Gong: ……A transmigrated fujoshi? Really terrifying……

Shou: At least it’s not female transmigrated into a male body……

Fujoshi mama: Uh, actually I was GAY in my past life……

Gong & Shou: =口=……【Shocked】

-The End-

(T/N: I have another (very) short novel of this author that is already finish translated, I will publish it on April Fool’s day because it very fit with the theme hehe)

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